Falling Onto A Hot Griddle

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Searing pain as the dough strikes metal. Water glistens, wisps away. A soothing smell followed by a quick hand on a ready implement. A casual flip, ready to become a causal reality. The unopened syrup awaiting imminent vindication. Knowing that the only bad crackle is the one that is followed by smoke.