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She looks like a comely make. I will impress her by my finesse and skill

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I hear once yonder a
tale is told! The
cattle are rough and
the women are bold

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Guess who got a role in
the new play down at
the community centre?

Me!

I play Tony, a widower
who has managed,
alone, to raise his
young daughter right.
He's a rugged mechanic
with a heart of gold,
just waiting for the
right person to come
along...
...someone to melt his
icy exterior and
reveal the big furry
Tony teddy-bear
within!

oooh look at me! i'm canadian and I spell it 'centre'!

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