Completely Fictional

Plagiarised - 8

A ten year old boy
Up on an altar
Dressed like a Pope
Reads from a scripture:

Oh Mighty Elvis
If you can hear us
Please appear

And out from this side closet in the sanctuary
Come Gold-Plated Elvis
With a garbage bag over his head
and a black cape

He walks really slowly
And you can tell he's decaying
And when he turns to face the old women
They all go "Oooooooh"

The little boy turns the page
And I can see the paragraph
And it says

Oh Mighty Elvis
If you can hear us
Shake your hips now
Give us a sign

And all of a sudden Elvis starts shaking his hips
And all of the old women take out
and put onto the tables
these replica gold Elvis...

(source)


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