Plagiarised
bent over and wrinkled
the man explained
he did not need a warranty
he probably wouldnt
live that long
"He should have explained,"
the manager said,
"that the warranty was
transferable.
Doesn't he want
the person who gets
the stereo after his death
to have the complete
peace of mind
that a 'Performance Guarantee'
delivers?"
so i know about retail
and whos calling the shots
but i cannot imagine
how shitty id feel
to be forced to do something like that
its a special kind of evil
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